Plumbing drove me to drink... 
try re-plumbing a 100 year old house with more spiders than dirt underneath in its 12 inch high crawl space.  [ shudders ]
faucets are a dawdle
I would but I quit drinking... not sure I could handle plumbing without it. Come to think of it, I quit smoking too... I'd have to think of some way to cope with the stress... hmmmm
okay, I'll do it